06 Jul 2022


Are these the most incompetent robbers?

Armed robbers walk into a shop. The owner asks them to come back later when he has more money, and when they do…

It feels like the makings of a joke, but for a Belgian e-cigarette shop owner this was a frightening reality.

Six people entered Didier’s shop in the suburbs of Charleroi in daylight with the intent to rob him.

The salesman told the group to return at the end of the day, when he could give them more money. In the end though, he got them arrested instead.

“It’s like it was a comedy,” Mr Didier told the BBC over the phone. “They’re being called the worst robbers in Belgium.”

The shop owner, who did not want to share his last name, said that over the course of 14 long minutes, he tried to befriend the thieves.

“There was some pushing and shoving,” Didier said. “I didn’t give them a thing, but said if they came back later I would have 2 or 3,000 euros.”

The group bought his bluff, and left.

“When I called the police, they didn’t believe they would come back.”

But back they did come at 17:30, an hour before the vape shop’s closing time. Didier told local media he saw one of the robbers at the door and told them it still was not end of business.

When the robbers returned a third time, at 18:30, the police were at the back of the shop ready to catch them.

Five males were arrested, including a minor, and now face jail time for armed robbery.